Hanfen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, temperamental goblin.

Hanfen created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hanfen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hanfen, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hanfen's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hanfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

3. You must pray to Hanfen seven times a day.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hanfen.