Monwabqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, charitable cobra.

Monwabqueeg created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Monwabqueeg, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Monwabqueeg, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Monwabqueeg's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Monwabqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Monwabqueeg loves manatees, so they must be respected.