Zodrultifsog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, calm gerbil.

Zodrultifsog created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodrultifsog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zodrultifsog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zodrultifsog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Zodrultifsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Zodrultifsog loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.