Mat Watdibsugliggephad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful porpoise.

Mat Watdibsugliggephad created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mat Watdibsugliggephad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mat Watdibsugliggephad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mat Watdibsugliggephad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mat Watdibsugliggephad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not hurt voles.