Bogtagster is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, astonishing jaguar.

Bogtagster created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogtagster, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bogtagster, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bogtagster's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bogtagster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not take Bogtagster's name in vain.

4. Worship no other gods but Bogtagster.

5. Do not commit murder.