Targzanpag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful sheep.

Targzanpag created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targzanpag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Targzanpag, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Targzanpag's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Targzanpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Targzanpag.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect four tin sculptures of Targzanpag on top of important buildings.