Kemcut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain wolf.

Kemcut created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemcut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kemcut, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kemcut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Kemcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Kemcut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed lots of rice to ants while wearing black tights.

4. Do not eat coconuts.

5. Never eat green fruit.