Sitbondut is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, uncaring goat.

Sitbondut created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitbondut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sitbondut, she will not invite you to parties.

Sitbondut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sitbondut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Worship no other gods but Sitbondut.