Yog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured weasel.

Yog created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yog's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Yog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed tomatoes to dolphins while wearing indigo stockings.

5. Hide if eight cats approach from the south.