Matpod is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage snail.

Matpod created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Matpod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Matpod, he will be mildly annoyed.

Matpod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Matpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never gather eight frogs in one place.