Fudbessin Somingnil Zoddodfly is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust beaver.

Fudbessin Somingnil Zoddodfly created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Fudbessin Somingnil Zoddodfly, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fudbessin Somingnil Zoddodfly, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fudbessin Somingnil Zoddodfly's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Fudbessin Somingnil Zoddodfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve tights.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Fudbessin Somingnil Zoddodfly.