Stragominjab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, contented yak.

Stragominjab created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragominjab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragominjab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Stragominjab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Stragominjab's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are not to be trusted.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Always wear brown.