Zanhignell is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful dolphin.

Zanhignell created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanhignell, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zanhignell, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Zanhignell's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Zanhignell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six ducks in a large pit.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.