Megyartfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing dog.

Megyartfob created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Megyartfob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Megyartfob, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Megyartfob's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Megyartfob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing pink rings.

4. Hide from violet badgers for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.