Gigragdid Pagvadlid is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise goose.

Gigragdid Pagvadlid created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigragdid Pagvadlid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gigragdid Pagvadlid, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gigragdid Pagvadlid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gigragdid Pagvadlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Retreat if five badgers approach from the west.