Witfedbaf Wothig Mifwotbet is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, strong lobster.

Witfedbaf Wothig Mifwotbet created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witfedbaf Wothig Mifwotbet, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Witfedbaf Wothig Mifwotbet, it will not invite you to parties.

Witfedbaf Wothig Mifwotbet's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Witfedbaf Wothig Mifwotbet's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Do not cook food in pots.