Legbadwan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, self-assured fox.

Legbadwan created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Legbadwan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Legbadwan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Legbadwan's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Legbadwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention foxes.

2. Legbadwan loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Never think about dark energy near shrews while wearing black boots and balancing eight iron spheres on your face.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.