Tettizenzensab is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow otter.

Tettizenzensab created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettizenzensab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tettizenzensab, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tettizenzensab's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tettizenzensab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about grapes.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Tettizenzensab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

4. Never talk about great tits.

5. Never think about moons.