Vegrigmip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful spider.

Vegrigmip created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegrigmip, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vegrigmip, he will be very unhappy.

Vegrigmip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vegrigmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegrigmip.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.