Flagrawjad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, omniscient clam.

Flagrawjad created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Flagrawjad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flagrawjad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Flagrawjad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Flagrawjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not take Flagrawjad's name in vain.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.