Nangetpang is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered hamster.

Nangetpang created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nangetpang, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nangetpang, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nangetpang's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nangetpang's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nangetpang's priests.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nangetpang.

4. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.