Waphuddogvegyar is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, duplicitous frog.

Waphuddogvegyar created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Waphuddogvegyar, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Waphuddogvegyar, he will strike you with lightening.

Waphuddogvegyar's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Waphuddogvegyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Waphuddogvegyar on top of all buildings.

3. Never sprint near capybaras.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not hurt otters.