Arntencud is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy wren.

Arntencud created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arntencud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arntencud, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arntencud's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Arntencud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Arntencud on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Arntencud in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about optics near badgers while wearing black stockings.

4. You must love Arntencud.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.
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