Gepbabnib is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain swallow.

Gepbabnib created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbabnib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepbabnib, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gepbabnib's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gepbabnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mites.

2. Worship no other gods but Gepbabnib.

3. Hide from orange badgers for they are unholy.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Never talk about fire.