Hinmobgat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud dingo.

Hinmobgat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmobgat, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinmobgat, it will turn you into a snail.

Hinmobgat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Hinmobgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hinmobgat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not speak about turnips.