Vigdudlig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing newt.

Vigdudlig created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigdudlig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vigdudlig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vigdudlig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vigdudlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about stars.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Do not keep six aardvarks in a large pit.

5. Vigdudlig loves mice, so they must be honoured.