Sidcemtail is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying squirrel.

Sidcemtail created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Sidcemtail, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sidcemtail, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sidcemtail's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sidcemtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not keep three swans in a large pit.

5. You must never eat spinach.