Maddogwot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, two-faced scorpion.

Maddogwot created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Maddogwot, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Maddogwot, it will turn you into a sheep.

Maddogwot's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Maddogwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away from turquoise porpoises, for they are unholy.