Rillflapdib is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, passionate walrus.

Rillflapdib created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rillflapdib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rillflapdib, she will turn you into a frog.

Rillflapdib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rillflapdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Retreat if six horses approach from the south.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.