Flangatsak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful bear.

Flangatsak created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Flangatsak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flangatsak, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flangatsak's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Flangatsak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. You must never eat nuts.

5. Never write about planets.