Watstigran is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, narcissistic pigeon.

Watstigran created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Watstigran, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Watstigran, it will send minions to preach to you.

Watstigran's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Watstigran's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Watstigran.

5. Never look in ponds.