Budvonbet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, generous newt.

Budvonbet created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Budvonbet, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Budvonbet, she will turn you into a worm.

Budvonbet's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Budvonbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Do not take Budvonbet's name in vain.

3. Never wear gray shirts on sacred days.

4. Never discuss horizontal gene transfer in public assemblies.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.