Funsuglag is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered toad.

Funsuglag created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funsuglag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Funsuglag, she will refuse to believe in you.

Funsuglag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Funsuglag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Run away if five pigs approach from the east.