Dinrullwan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable narwhal.

Dinrullwan created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dinrullwan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dinrullwan, it will be very sad.

Dinrullwan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dinrullwan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dinrullwan.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not keep five dogs in a large pit.