Wotlipcet is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow spider.

Wotlipcet created parasitic wasps three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotlipcet, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wotlipcet, he will laugh at you.

Wotlipcet's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wotlipcet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Wotlipcet on top of all buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.