Gampasnut is a god.

He takes the form of a small, all-knowing goose.

Gampasnut created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gampasnut, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gampasnut, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gampasnut's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gampasnut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Hide from green horses for they are unholy.

3. Never feed aubergines to tapirs while wearing cyan coats.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.