Rapmobyok is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable human.

Rapmobyok created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rapmobyok, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rapmobyok, it will be very unhappy.

Rapmobyok's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rapmobyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of bats.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.