Jamhamgid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil hyena.

Jamhamgid created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jamhamgid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jamhamgid, it will turn you into a sheep.

Jamhamgid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jamhamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near shrews while wearing magenta shirts.

5. Never talk about swans.