Bumshavjinfon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omnipotent dragon.

Bumshavjinfon created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumshavjinfon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bumshavjinfon, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bumshavjinfon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bumshavjinfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not make images of living things.