Hundobhun is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast cat.

Hundobhun created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hundobhun, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hundobhun, she will turn you into a frog.

Hundobhun's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Hundobhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never write about moons.

3. You must pray to Hundobhun nine times a day.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.