Hig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, cheerful wolf.

Hig created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hig's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Hig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hig.

2. Run away from fawn doves, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not cook food in pots.