Gebgilwip is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured unicorn.

Gebgilwip created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Gebgilwip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebgilwip, it will torture you forever.

Gebgilwip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Gebgilwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Gebgilwip loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.