Nilldogsat Nutyathat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous dugong.

Nilldogsat Nutyathat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nilldogsat Nutyathat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nilldogsat Nutyathat, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nilldogsat Nutyathat's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nilldogsat Nutyathat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine goats approach from the north.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.