Madflowgen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, irritating camel.

Madflowgen created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Madflowgen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Madflowgen, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Madflowgen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Madflowgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Madflowgen loves seals, so they must be honoured.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Never talk about fire.