Farntagrak is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, confident slug.

Farntagrak created light seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farntagrak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Farntagrak, she will turn you into a worm.

Farntagrak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Farntagrak's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Farntagrak.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Put Farntagrak first in all things.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Farntagrak in the centre of the settlement.