Xingigtunvid is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, sage cobra.

Xingigtunvid created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xingigtunvid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xingigtunvid, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Xingigtunvid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xingigtunvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tortoises.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Do not shave your chest.