Armtom is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, able jackal.

Armtom created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armtom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Armtom, it will be very unhappy.

Armtom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Armtom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing cyan shoes and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always help whales.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near manatees while wearing indigo corsets.