Hugvidlim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, amazing goblin.

Hugvidlim created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Hugvidlim, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hugvidlim, she will not care at all.

Hugvidlim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hugvidlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must love Hugvidlim.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Run away if three voles approach from the east.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Hugvidlim on top of important buildings.