Muttonsit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic lizard.

Muttonsit created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Muttonsit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Muttonsit, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Muttonsit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Muttonsit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Muttonsit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Never wear orange stockings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Hide if nine doves approach from the west.