Febhogbimpop is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered gorilla.

Febhogbimpop created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febhogbimpop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Febhogbimpop, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Febhogbimpop's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Febhogbimpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Never paint your hands turquoise.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Febhogbimpop.

5. Never feed grapes to ants while wearing magenta skirts.