Bumspagquilldisspibbus is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective pig.

Bumspagquilldisspibbus created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bumspagquilldisspibbus, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bumspagquilldisspibbus, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bumspagquilldisspibbus' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Bumspagquilldisspibbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must love Bumspagquilldisspibbus.

5. Do not dye your hair magenta.