Begmutlit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing frog.

Begmutlit created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Begmutlit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Begmutlit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Begmutlit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Begmutlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.