Flisart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective beaver.

Flisart created Mount Everest nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisart, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flisart, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flisart's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flisart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed rice to manatees while wearing cyan shorts.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near horses while wearing yellow stockings and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisart.